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if you're good at something, never do it for free
-The Joker
I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before...
-Breakfast at Tiffany's
-Breakfast at Tiffany's
Gentlemen, the veredict is in. Guilty on all 10 charges of first degree stupidity.
-Pink Flamingos
Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off...
-Closer
No es histeria,
es actitud.
es actitud.
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it´s better to be absolutely ridiculous, than absolutely boring.
-Marilyn Monroe
-Marilyn Monroe
Cualquier muchacho de escuela puede amar como un loco. Pero odiar, amigo mío, odiar es un arte.
-A donde vamos?
-A México.
-Y que hay en México?
-Mexicanos.
-A México.
-Y que hay en México?
-Mexicanos.
La princesa se pinchará el dedo con un huso; pero en vez de morir, sólo caerá en un sueño profundo que durará cien años, al cabo de los cuales el hijo de un rey llegará a despertarla.
-La Bella Durmiente
-La Bella Durmiente
De que me sirve confesarme, si no me arrepiento?
“Life is not governed by will or intention. Life is a question of nerves, and fibres, and slowly built-up cells in which thought hides itself and passion has its dreams.”
-Oscar Wilde
-Oscar Wilde
París es para los enamorados.
Tal vez por esa razón solo estuve allí 35 minutos.
Tal vez por esa razón solo estuve allí 35 minutos.
La Loca De Mierda tiene que ser un estado,
no un modo de vida
-Malena Pichot
no un modo de vida
-Malena Pichot
Caffeine is not a drug, it's a vitamin.
-Name?
-Austin Danger Powers.
-Sex?
-Yes please.
-Austin Danger Powers.
-Sex?
-Yes please.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Who is the fairest of them all?
Who is the fairest of them all?
All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!
-Tinkerbell
-Tinkerbell
Caballeros eran los de antes.
Nadie puede creer en cosas que son imposibles -dijo Alicia-.
Creo que te falta práctica -dijo la Reina-.
Cuando yo tenía tu edad... llegaba a creer seis cosas imposibles antes del desayuno.
-Alicia en el País de las Maravillas
Creo que te falta práctica -dijo la Reina-.
Cuando yo tenía tu edad... llegaba a creer seis cosas imposibles antes del desayuno.
-Alicia en el País de las Maravillas
Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has
the courage to lose sight of the shore.
- Andre Gide
the courage to lose sight of the shore.
- Andre Gide
The most terrifying thing is to accept oneself completely.
-Carl Jung
-Carl Jung
If you die, you're completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on. I'm not afraid of dying. Total peace after death, becoming someone else is the best hope I've got.
-Kurt Cobain
-Kurt Cobain
If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a beast?
-Beauty and the Beast
-Beauty and the Beast
-End
-what fucking end would that be?
-mine, freddie.
-Skins
-what fucking end would that be?
-mine, freddie.
-Skins
-Michael, what would he say?
-i'm bad...
-yes, and what else?
-...beat it?
-Skins
-i'm bad...
-yes, and what else?
-...beat it?
-Skins
-so, what we're doing next, mistery girl?
-something bad.
-you've come to the right man.
-Skins
-something bad.
-you've come to the right man.
-Skins
You musn't give your heart to a wild thing. The more you do, the stronger they get, until they're strong enough to run into the woods or fly into a tree. And then to a higher tree and then to the sky.
-Breakfast at Tiffany's
-Breakfast at Tiffany's
"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!' "
— Jack Kerouac
— Jack Kerouac
-I almost killed her, dude.
-It was an accident, rj. The japanese mouth isn't designed to handle that kind of size.
-The hard times of RJ Berger
-It was an accident, rj. The japanese mouth isn't designed to handle that kind of size.
-The hard times of RJ Berger
No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
-The other guys
-The other guys
"All children, except one, grow up."
— J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan
— J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan
"If growing up means it would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree, I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up! Not me!"
— J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan
— J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan
¿Han parado ya de chillar los corderos, Clarice?
-The silence of the lambs
-The silence of the lambs
"I don’t like standard beauty - there is no beauty without strangeness."
-Karl Lagerfeld
-Karl Lagerfeld
La mejor manera de librarse de la tentación es cayendo en ella
-Oscar Wilde.
Yo soy heterosexual, muy a mi pesar.
-Joaquín Sabina
-Joaquín Sabina
"La soledad ha formado mi carácter, que es malo, endurecido mi corazón, que es orgulloso, y mi cuerpo, que es resistente."
-Coco Chanel
-Coco Chanel
There's no TV! Have you seen a TV, Mike? I haven't seen a TV. Do you know what it means when there's no TV? No MTV!
-The Lost Boys
-The Lost Boys
No creas que nunca obtengo placeres, del dolor que recibo aveces.
-Fracture
-Fracture
"Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life."
-Easy A
-Easy A
if you're good at something, never do it for free
-The Joker
-Why are you upside down?
-I've come to the end of this life.
-You're going to die?
-Transform.
-Alice in Wonderland
-I've come to the end of this life.
-You're going to die?
-Transform.
-Alice in Wonderland
To give yourself to love, you give yourself to forgetfulness of what you are and who you are and what you want.
-Cleopatra, 1963
“He constructed a shell to hide his aloneness, and it hardened on his back. I know of no sadder story.”
"To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless, it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable."
— C.S. Lewis,
— C.S. Lewis,
-Wednesday, do you think, like maybe someday, you'd like to get married and have kids?
-No.
-But what if you met the right man who worshipped and adore you? who'd do anything for you, who'd be your devoted slave. then what would you do?
-I'd pity him.
-The Addams Family
-No.
-But what if you met the right man who worshipped and adore you? who'd do anything for you, who'd be your devoted slave. then what would you do?
-I'd pity him.
-The Addams Family
"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before".
-Edgar Allan Poe
-Edgar Allan Poe
"What if a demon were to creep after you one night, in your loneliest loneliness, and say, ‘This life which you live must be lived by you once again and innumerable times more; and every pain and joy and thought and sigh must come again to you, all in the same sequence. The eternal hourglass will again and again be turned and you with it, dust of the dust!’ Would you throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse that demon? Or would you answer, ‘Never have I heard anything more divine’?"
— Friedrich Nietzsche
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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